SEGREGATE THE GYMS

(BASED ON GENDER)

We need the nerdy but jacked asian guy

The huge black guy that screams "YOU GOT ONE MORE REP IN YOU"

& the autistic white guy running nSuns

THESE ARE ALL VITAL TO THE GYM ECOSYSTEM AND WORK IN PERFECT TANDEM AND BALANCE WITH EACH OTHER.

UNFORTUNATELY IF YOU DONT MEET THIS CRITERIA I WOULD LIKE YOU TO RESPECTFULLY LEAVE THE GYMNASIUM AS YOU ARE FUCKING WITH THE DELICATE BALANCE OF THINGS AND AS THE FITNESS CRUSADER AND VIGILANTE I AM, I WILL TAKE THIS AS A FORMAL REQUEST TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT, YOU HAVE JUST CREATED A SELF DEFENCE SITUATION AND I AM AUTHORISED IN USING DEADLY FORCE.

I AM HOPPED UP ON CREATINE, WHEY PROTEIN ISOLATE, BCAAs, NIACIN LACED PRE-WORKOUT, MARVEL’S THE PUNISHER SEASON 1, PHOEBE BRIDGERS 2020 SOPHOMORE ALBUM “PUNISHER” and a good old cup of black coffee.